Go to Google. Search for the word "tilt".

Just had auto-correct correct "Darth" while trying to write Darth Vader to "Father". Very clever, iOS.

I hope HP don't stop making brown sauce too :(

Flat, boxy UI is the new hotness? Sweet! I knew if I ignored CSS3 long enough everyone would eventually just want <tr><td></td></tr> again!

Epic fail: ongoing "fault" with one of our WANs going down every 24 hours was in fact due to the modem being attached to a timer socket.ROFL

24 hours of table tennis, 4 crazy men in fancy dress, 1 insane event, NO sleep. Live!  http://24hourtabletennis.com  #24hourtt #CiN /cc @bbccin

OK, this might be the coolest thing ever: Zombies, Run! adds living dead to your daily jog - Recombu http://t.co/zEGNFyWb via @recombu

Wait, does this mean North Korea is actually going to nuke the USA? And they are openly saying it and meaning it? WTF?  http://uk.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-plans-nuclear-test-aimed-us-033654034.html …

I proudly work for an employer who isn't taking chances with people's safety today and has shut up shop.

Now *that* is Nokia showing why it used to be the top dog. I am genuinely wanting one of those now. Damn fine looking… http://t.co/zcbpbKgs

phpMyAdmin is dead to me - long live Sequel Pro http://t.co/c7yMSGXw

@grifferz @jogbert you should totally use zfs. Read up on it a little. Its technology will make you wee yourself. I've never looked back.

UKMail couriers:  http://www.reviewcentre.com/reviews243919.html#Reviews … I've never seen any company with so many "fuck you liars" reviews in my life!! Worrying :(

24 hours of table tennis. 4 crazy men in fancy dress. 1 amazing event. Zero sleep. Live!  http://24hourtabletennis.com  #24hourtt #CiN /cc @bbccin

Wait, ITV have cancelled Batman Forever tonight due to the shootings? And replaced it with a graphic war film? I... right.

I think it's time someone spoke out about the atrocity that is the word "twittering". It's "tweeting", you late adopting bastards.

“@vegas__paul: Scottish advent calendar http://t.co/mhTl0N9g” that is pure genius!

Kelly Roland, you stupid tart. #xfactor

"A poor workman blames his tools" - yes, but so does a great workman who's tools are shit.

If you can't quite manage #OccupyFlash @occupyflash, just use Chrome with it's built-in Flash for Google Analytics (until they do it right!)