@theholytrinity8 @evertonarentwe I can see why people are angry tho. Suarez has clause and wants CL. Where's that story?

@quintinforbes no Moore mr nights sky

"Im not racist, but..... it was fulll......of pakis"

Genuine soundbyte from my office just now.

@hrtbps *womb

@1755dictionary brass

I wish I could unfollow all Everton fans the day after we get beat. You miserable bastards! It's Mother's Day (and girls' bums still exist)

“@adelemoss: “@juicechambo: Crystal Meth warning on Merseyside >>  http://is.gd/4mPoq5  #JuiceFM”


No Ice in paradise.”

BREAKING LAD

That said, the next person who gives me a Hector Salamanca snarl because we don't sell Bud is getting a Coors Light bottle over their head.

Got to give it up by marvin Gaye on @bbc6music - top 3 songs ever.

*boogies*

@chrismcgoogle :D

@chrismcgoogle hasnt he done it loads though? that was rhetorical. he has.

43 People You Won't Believe Actually Exist  http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51 … via @buzzfeed ...16, 17, 20.

@quintinforbes Woody Harrelsons dad was a mafia hitman.

@teaspoonofsugar slag them off on bebo? They DEFINITELY won't see that.

Karen Gillan is a dreamboat

These Olympic tweets are fascinating. Keep 'em coming.

No milk in the office, so im having a hot chocolate with marshmallows in. There are no problems; only solutions.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. #justpraying

@teaspoonofsugar a gold Fubu tracksuit

@robdelaney BOOOOORING