Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Im not racist, but..... it was fulll......of pakis"
Genuine soundbyte from my office just now.
I wish I could unfollow all Everton fans the day after we get beat. You miserable bastards! It's Mother's Day (and girls' bums still exist)
That said, the next person who gives me a Hector Salamanca snarl because we don't sell Bud is getting a Coors Light bottle over their head.
43 People You Won't Believe Actually Exist http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51 … via @buzzfeed ...16, 17, 20.
Karen Gillan is a dreamboat
These Olympic tweets are fascinating. Keep 'em coming.
No milk in the office, so im having a hot chocolate with marshmallows in. There are no problems; only solutions.
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. #justpraying
I joined this rudeboy to follow MY_MUMS_COLA and Bobby. One day, I may tell Leelly Allen Ive seen her fathers peenis in film shallow grav. Many thanks.