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if you are on a magazine cover with the headline 'my new body' and that body is not, like, a cheetah or horse, missed opportunity
How many people bitching about the maps in iOS 6 actually leave their houses?
PEOPLE USE THE WORD WEBINAR IN VERY REAL AND SERIOUS WAYS AND THEN WE WONDER WHY WE, AS A NATION, ARE DOUGHY AND SAD
The next time you apply for a job when the listing says they want a rockstar, show up and break a guitar over the interviewer's head.
I've never seen so many people so good at PowerPoint and font jokes wish so much they could make a good physics jokes.
#3lessons 1) Be okay with saying "I don't know. Can you teach me?" 2) Listen to what scares you and learn from it. 3) Love like crazy.
Seriously go go go: The guy who lost his legs and helped ID the bombers has no health insurance. HELP OUT http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/04/19/1896951/bauman-crowd-funding-medical/ …
When I watch people impatiently and repeatedly punch the button at a crosswalk, it becomes clearer why the female orgasm is often elusive.
Empathy. Empathy, kindness, and thinking before you speak. Those of us who can't do anything else can do that much. Please.
I wonder if Wikipedia would extend the blackout a bit longer so we could teach students how to use libraries again.
Sometimes I look at my work and feel pleased at how smart I am. I roll away from my desk, satisfied, headphones still attached to my laptop.
The "Madonna is 53" trending topic: shorthand for "We'd rather see a 69-year-old man prance in leather than a woman over 30 do anything."
THE HOLIDAYS ARE THE HAPPIEST TIME OF THE OH GOD SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK
Binder! Binder! burning bright,
In the cabinet of the Right,
Help us find a lady please,
Our lady followers to appease.
Besides the female reproductive system, few things in history have been mansplained more than Steely Dan.