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Ruby is amazing because he loves all the music I love. That, or one-year-olds will dance to anything...
"Okay, Michael...good night...you need to work on your personal space..." -my ten year old sister. Hahaha.
Dear Internet: What is "candy crush" and why is the government not regulating it?
I was a terrible politician. *george w. bush voice*
Did I do it right?!
I'm so urban.
Dear #JCP, we both know the plans for Christmas. Urban gay couples with no kids. Do it. #OneMillionMoms will still shop there.