@ohmdee I try

So far, streaming music services are who we flirt with.

Are they who we marry?

.@hp Nice try, guys.  http://cl.ly/P9IF/image.png 

@octal @marcoarment I would also respectfully point out that the categories "Porn" and "Home Movies" are not actually exclusive.

It’s cute that iTunes 11 categories unknown video files as “Home Videos”, as if that’s the only reason you’d have a non-iTunes movie file.

Goodyear blimp doesn't go over track meets ever since the"Javelin Incident" of 1972.

It's true. Gimme 10mins then go & check Wikipedia.

Give Spam a chance  http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/05/i_love_spam_hawaiians_are_ahead_of_the_curve_in_their_celebration_of_the.single.html …

“@verge: Samsung Galaxy S4 hits 10 million units shipped  http://vrge.co/Z19nji ”

“Shipped”

Help! I'm trapped inside a Google driverless car and can't turn off the ads.

I meet chicks at the dog park by walking around holding a broken leash and crying.

@dcurtis Two chicks at the same time, right?

@dcurtis You should add item 45. Reveal Private bucket list items

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@dcurtis Yes, you should probably have done that as well.

@arrington I tried searching for the vector file on google, but so far no luck. I can redraw it in vector for you if you really want it.

Congrats to @gartenberg. It’s great to see Apple get such a good guy, but still a shame the analyst ranks lost one.

Thank you. Having followers in the design industry had to be handy for something, god knows they don't have money to buy my books.

Where can I get one of these (the sign, not the machine gun)? (thanks @ashleytrick1) pic.twitter.com/juUgijbQXX

local government should have zero rights to tell people they can't be Airbnb hosts.  http://cnet.co/12qcAYI  via @cnet

The G in .gif is for graphics, so it should be pronounced like it looks, not like "giraffe interchange format" #peanutbutter #choosymoms