Sleeping naked in high thread count sheets is a simple joy of life.

Grocery shopping today.....I'd like to thank you women for making me self conscious now when buying cucumbers.

unlike baseball, ive stuck out and I'm going to run!

I'm going to try this line after previous failure months ago, be gentle. Here goes....


Good morning.


(Covers head)

That shower could have been more exciting.

What I'd give for your voice in my ear right now!!!!

If you don't laugh at the music talent show on Revenge of the Nerds I can't talk to you. On now.

B's are killing me tonight.

Working on a super power of composing notes that generate zero reply. You can be jealous.

Working to get off the 'good' list effective immediately.

Goooooooood morning insaneville. Meds will be here shortly.

Those boxer shorts on the floor seem so far away. Whoever shows with coffee first, please grab them.

Good morning.....am I early enough to be the one you wake to, or too late again???

I need a wake up call

If something changes, call.

Sleeping pill in......not responsible for anything said until 9:00 tomorrow.

the fact that i've never been to DM Jail speak volumes to my pathetic attempts here.

Some of the crazy I read on here, and you know it's here.....makes the whole me being alone thing tolerable. I could have it way worse.

Think. I used to get into bed and read books. Ha ha, good times.

Just ballin' melons over here. - me making lunches in the morning.