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Not really interested in maintaining a relationship with anyone who hears a rumor about a "Friends" revival and thinks, "Hmm, plausible."
STOP USING "BALLED" WHEN YOU MEAN "BAWLED" or so help me, I will ball up my fist and punch you in the face until you bawl for your mother
This one goes out to all the dudes on Instagram who like the pics I post of my nails. You are the true heroes.
#glee needs to stop pretending it gives a shit about plot or characterization & embrace its destiny as a glorified Kidz Bop music video.
Latex! Glitter! Symbolism! I expect nothing less from Lady Gaga. #SNL
Thanks to my iPhone autocorrect, I just ordered a pizza with "no opinions, please" via Seamless.
BRB, setting my journalism degree on fire
My iPhone autocorrected "grandmother" to "tratmondger" I SWEAR TO GOD. What does that even mean?!
Raise your hand if you genuinely miss "High School Musical"
For teenaged me, a chubby bespectacled food-obsessed atheist geek with dreams of writing, discovering Ebert's life/work was revelatory.
Gutted over Roger Ebert's death. Not sure where to start in expressing how much his life and work affected me.
Just texted my brother to tell him I'm watching "The Departed". His response: "NOT A CAWWWWPPP". Attaboy.
Super glad that I'm not in Catholic school anymore and therefore don't have to pretend to give a shit about the pope.
Web production at A+E/Lifetime. Theater, blooper reels, Nielsen ratings conspiracy theories, ice cream. I am a strong female protagonist.