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THE OLD NY PLATES WITH THE RED STATUE OF LIBERTY
"'Quickly' and 'quietly' have nothing to do with my life!" Putting up the tree with Christopher
today t-pain, tomorrow barack obama. WE IN IOWA NOW
only pleasantries, puns and vague allusions to my general behavior
The 6AM flight from Boston is just FULL of men who know how to whip through a newspaper, lash after lash as if to say "I too am a newsmaker"
Making calls for Obama. Each new number is a potential vote. Each new number is also a potential HILARIOUS ANSWERING MACHINE RECORDING
a movie about they make birth control illegal so I have a baby and then train him/her into a ninja to fight mitt romney
sometimes I think that trying to be a writer is the worst thing, but then I watch tv and remember being an actor is the worst thing.
Also always pack a hair tie for pho
This phone wanted "midcentury" to be "mud centaur"
Street fight: my cab driver vs falafel truck driver
A squirrel saw me naked this morning.
cool breeze. screen door. billie holiday. tofu on the skillet. a mayonnaise creation in a teacup. sweet potato and farmer's market zucchini.