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Every girl fucks on the first date when you just rape them
the best part of having someone touch your penis is that it feels good
If I shaved my ass I could weave you a onesie
My genitals don't look like lunch meat, clearly, I am the superior sex
everytime i see a pinball machine i want to rape Jodie Foster
I hope it haunts my parents daily what a fuckup I've become
RT if you blast yourself in the face with your own cum
Frequently I'll jerk off onto my chest, not clean it up, and then walk around the grocery store secretly covered in my own dried cum.
I hope you die today
oh great, this place is playing black people music
Tonight's plans include paying a hooker to take a dump in front of me and then watch while I jack off onto it.
if you masturbate while listening to Slayer you can steal of the soul of the person you're jacking it to
I plan on committing suicide the day I can no longer maintain an erection high on coke while knocking out some gash at six in the morning
Why does my nutsack sweat so much when I'm sick? The smell is ferocious.
I don't want to change the world, I don't even want to change my underwear
Gonna stick fingers up my ass and smell them until I fall asleep
Alcohol is there to help me forget all the things I have no interest in remembering
cocaine and whiskey go together like my dick and your ass
Stupid drunk bitch wearing high heels walking like some retard with the palsy
I want to shank you and then fuck the wound. This is true love.
I'm a rock hard faggot // Dope forever, forever loaded