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I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself.
"Son, the monster under your bed worries me FAR less than the one lurking just below the surface of my psyche. Anyway, good night."
A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
I Love Lucy But I'm Not IN Love With Lucy #DepressingSitComs
Fascinated by the logic that guns don't kill people, but abortion is murder.
Ugh, women are so emotional!
*Puts fist through wall because sports*
At this point, I really feel like it's punk as fuck to be happy with who you are.
Gay marriages started in Washington state today, and you could tell because nothing was different at all except a few people were happier.
Not only is "Hail Obama" trending because of a false report from a FOX reporter, but people also seem to think "Hail Hitler" was a thing.
Marty McFly's mom seems weirdly fine with the fact that the guy who tried to rape her now washes the family car.
You had me at you checking your phone while I was in the middle of a sentence.
I think gay people deserve a lot of credit for not just going out and murdering straight people all the time.
I bet after a break up, Hannibal Lecter just lays in bed in his pajamas, eating some guy's leftover butt.
Draw me like one of your unreasonable conclusions.
"I guess you're right." - No one on the internet
Instead of accusing every homophobe of being gay themselves, maybe we should just stick with the "human garbage" angle.
"STUNNING!" - Creeps on Facebook photos who are trying to be cool about it
"Bear with me here." A man travelling with a bear
How is it possible to find Miley Cyrus more embarrassing than Robin Thicke? Robin Thicke doesn't even have the excuse of youth.