Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
*scrolls through TL, sees adults are slandering wrong Facebook pages and the news is interviewing children* *has no hope for the future*
as soon as i see the first FB status that says "never forget" today i'm going to lose my shit.
this is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen. I hope it works as well as advertised. http://gizmodo.com/this-ad-has-a-secret-anti-abuse-message-that-only-kids-493108460?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow … @gizmodo
Kobe just posterized his former Laker teammate Chris Paul.
just went to check my bank account online and typed in "WellsFarto" on accident. see it's funny because farts.
it's not even fun anymore. following the lakers on this stupid thing is worse than politics. you people are insane.
why didn't Seinfeld ever just lock his door?
"Erin Andrews might be the most attractive giraffe on the planet." - my dad, also.
the knicks being undefeated gives me hope for the lakers. that should make sense to everyone.
bill simmons raging hard-on at halftime alert.
if obama wins 313 to 225, nate silver gets unlimited blowies from joe scarborough for the rest of joe's days.
Romney may campaign with W Bush on Monday? please. sweet baby jesus, please.
stop commenting on this by saying "Kevin Martin is good at this, or that..." James harden is a better basketball player than Kevin Martin.
I just looked at a color pic from THE SURFACE OF MARS taken by a robot we're controlling from Earth, on my iPhone. that's all incredible.
maker of music and rooter-on-er of lakers. frequent swearer. consumer of mass media, mass caffeine, and mass jameson. aliens are real. #FF @CrownCityStudio