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accounting is the most dreadfully boring job.
only thing i have to look forward to is fucking my boss in the parking lot during lunch.
only thing i have to look forward to is fucking my boss in the parking lot during lunch.
my gym crush finally spoke to me today! he said 'hey bitch quit staring at me!' he'll be falling in love with me any day now *swoon*
brasil is going to my bf's head.
gorgeous women are hitting on him.
of course they are...the economy is shitty & they're hookers.
gorgeous women are hitting on him.
of course they are...the economy is shitty & they're hookers.
broke up with my bf, but I'm not going to tell him until I find a replacement. or until I see what he got me for christmas...whatever.
brasil is beautiful place to visit and have lots of wonderful sex with beautiful people.
next time, i won't bring my boyfriend.
next time, i won't bring my boyfriend.
i've been busy with my new bf.
romantic dates, sexy showers...
at least, i've been watching him do those things from the required 50ft away.
romantic dates, sexy showers...
at least, i've been watching him do those things from the required 50ft away.
my bf made this the best xmas!
hiding cute presents all over...
like this lovely assortment of
thongs in the back of his closet.
hiding cute presents all over...
like this lovely assortment of
thongs in the back of his closet.
i'm relatively new to this twitter thing, but i think it's rather rude for my new friends to tell me my teeth aren't pearly white.
still in são paulo...
haven't been kidnapped
& sold into sexual slavery.
cross your fingers!
don't want work monday.
haven't been kidnapped
& sold into sexual slavery.
cross your fingers!
don't want work monday.
i thinking about going to happy hour, getting drunk, & maybe having a one-night stand.
but my bra and panties don't match, so it's iffy...
but my bra and panties don't match, so it's iffy...
my boyfriend might be cheating.
i don't want to break our trust...
so i'll wait for him to leave for work...
before going through his stuff.
i don't want to break our trust...
so i'll wait for him to leave for work...
before going through his stuff.
i can't murder my boss...
but i can wait until everyone is gone...
saturate his chair with water...
when he comes in tomorrow...
SQUISH
but i can wait until everyone is gone...
saturate his chair with water...
when he comes in tomorrow...
SQUISH
all I see when I look outside are a bunch of soggy scarves where snow families used to be. RIP snow people.
i'm biracial & easily embarrassed.
high-speed car chase on news? please don't be Black.
car doing 30 on the freeway? please don't be Asian.
high-speed car chase on news? please don't be Black.
car doing 30 on the freeway? please don't be Asian.
sometimes i like to mix it up & have sex in the roomie's bed...but she gets SO mad.
what's her deal?
i wait till she's asleep.
what's her deal?
i wait till she's asleep.
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