“@electradical: 'twerk' sounds like a french verb lol

je twerks
tu twerk
il/elle twerk
nous twerkons
vous twerkez
ils/elles twerkent”

my dad expects so much out of me. i dont want to do one thing, he takes away my christmas. fuck you doo0d

IM JUST RECALLING WHEN I WAS 6 AND WANTED TO WATCH TARZAN AND THE VHS WAS TAPED OVER WITH PORN OMFG

@blokedugin twit pic looks like blake and jimmys baby

@blakedugan whos jimmy

ITS TEXT YO EXES NIGHT

where dat alcohol, you don't even gotta to ask, cause i'ma drink it all like it's my last ;-)

how mother fucking presh pic.twitter.com/XpSRgwXvLS

“@thevulgarvag: you still have a fat face and a lazy eye”

ik

“@cr0sstheline: Cross the line if you've ever loved someone with an age gap of more than 10 years between you and that person.” 9 yrs zac 💕

do i rly hear dogs barking right now.. R L Y MOTHER FUCKERS

ME pic.twitter.com/DgWvZhQCGA

No seriously I hate all of u ALL OF YA
liars
cheaters
fuckers
assholes
cunts
sluts
bitches
dogs
frogs
fish
one sloth
and multiple monks
👊✋☝

when i wake up with socks on my body feels weird

“@whatisajimmy: "@blakedugan: “@laurencarleton1: damn some couples are so mean to each other 😱😳” fucking @whatisajimmy" what about fucking?”

I think my hair is longer than my legs @shortgrlprblem

spencer hastings >>>> omg I love you

i wanna love somebody, love somebody like you

being called princess >>

#tweetyourheight 4'10 @shortgirlprblem