Do you know what the chemical formulae for sodium hydride- bromine oxide is? NaH BrO

I'm so angry with whoever threw out all the drinking utensils in my house. This is the last straw.

I hope the reason I lost a follower is because they died and their family deleted their account.

Watching Sopranos for the first time, it's good but I thought their voices would be a lot higher.

When a cross eyed person is dying, their life flashes between their eyes.

What I lack in beauty, I make-up.

Does the sun still set if no one instagrams a photo of it?

Just found some old Altoids in a coat pocket, they're still in mint condition though.

I mention mosquitos four times in my suicide note

Earth days was the worst days, now we conserve water when we thirstay

So jealous Jesus got to be dead for 3 days

On a scale of 1 to lonely, my tank top has been inside out the entire day

The word lazy has too many syllables.

Summer just means peeing anywhere

I'm a social caterpillar

Why "won't" doesn't actually mean "wo not" I willn't ever know

How can I go to rehab if I've never habbed before?

I Pledge allegiance. Even though it's only meant for use on wood surfaces.

I play russian roulette with my innocence everytime I open a kik picture message

Speech Therapist Pronounced Dead