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I'll keep telling this TCP joke until you get it.
I told a DNS joke a while ago. Still waiting for everyone to get it.
rt if you hacked the gibson
darmok and jalad were at tanagra before it was cool
Linkin Pork #fatbands
longest episode of Big Love ever
Every time I've started my Playstation recently, I think of all the great engineering going on every day not at Sony.
a unit of programming work is called "A weekend"
WHAT IF Morrissey ISN'T actually human and DOESN'T need to be loved?! What if it was all a ploy to sell records?
larry gave of his feather so that you may tweet
a thing i worked on for like 2 years https://blog.twitter.com/2013/observability-at-twitter …
bawl so hard mothers wanna comfort me
if the government shuts down i'm going to go to Ocean Beach (a federal park) and do a lot of crimes. with my dog. off leash.
Can't cope with this dude loudly hitting on this girl by summarizing his favorite TNG episodes
3 years at twitter today
Are you allowed to make out with dogs if you've been eating chocolate?
Butt Infrastructure @ ███. I have to return some videogames