“@kristin_jade19: @ollygollymolly North Carolina. xD”

SOMEBODY IN NORTH CAROLINA GET THIS GIRL SOME @dennysdiner!!!

Guys. I have @paaaaigef's phone number. If you want it for hatespamness TOO BAD YOU CAN'T HAZ IT'S MINE.

To the dear @josephbirdsong...my best friend says to say that "Bedazzled Sunglasses" is the weirdest fucking song he's heard in his life.
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To those of you who don't think @mikelombardo is a twit! Watch this. http://t.co/dsp2quiS @1from31 helped me come up with the idea. :) #milo

@paaaaigef you say pencil crayons? THAT'S adorable!

@evanafter @realjohngreen @meghantonjes so should @charliepidcock's and @kaysyconundrum.

@huffingtonpost Headline - "Rihanna wears lacy bra as shirt" My thoughts - "Who cares what Rihanna wears?!?!" My actions - *clicklink*

@andrewsairforce lots of cash! There's going to be a DUNK BOOTH!

@paaaaigef indeed

“@factup: A lion's roar is so loud, it can be heard up to five miles away. Rowr.” @paaaaigef

@paaaaigef And that, dear, is why you're no #Ravenclaw.

@paaaaigef I know the one you speak of.

@paaaaigef not nearly as entertaining as you though. Bahaha

This face says "wtf!!?! @josephbirdsong really stopped the daily comics, and district 12 is really gone." #badnight http://t.co/p4AjF529

In panic over no daily comic from @josephbirdsong (or because I'm only 20 pgs into #TheHungerGames & already crying?) http://t.co/U33PRifQ

Second day w/o a comic from @josephbirdsong! Will I survive? (Actually, I'm crying cuz my finger is stuck to my shoe.) http://t.co/9OpQuT3h

first crying pic of the first week without @josephbirdsong's daily comics. I look like a clown. Sleeping now. http://t.co/8Aw4CpzF

Every time I remember that #AlexisBledel doesn't like coffee I feel #betrayed all over again.

@josephbirdsong Seriously? That's a disappointment to us who look up to you as an always-drunk.

@josephbirdsong You would NOT like my bank statements. Even if I were not cursed already by being a female. Military people are poor.