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  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    Why don't vampires just 'go down' on girls during their period, everyone's happy, problem solved

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    canadian_jane____TheBeerGuy73jannable9RSF788____________sheerluckholmesKatyStrssReliefAzahelZamoraFlipPrincesss
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    EmoSobby
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    I just spent my last 30 bucks on @favstar bonus features, which may be the equivalent of buying magical beans from some guy on the street

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    thetobbiescootiekktexasstalkermomTheBeerGuy73jannable9LorieGZAlisonzombielanLMGinTN
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    StephenBCramerTheBeerGuy73AGStr8upNinjaTamzillatheHunMachiavelli1532TheDailySchmucklovemydogduckmochanya
    Xeriland
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    Twitter Dress Code: No Pants

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    texasstalkermomTheBeerGuy73jannable9LorieGZJulesC70KweezyKyraLMGinTNRomeoDeVoid
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    TheBeerGuy73LMGinTNAGStr8upNinjaTheDailySchmuckCATIZ72Maybe_TumorrowlovemydogduckStealingRides
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    Why can't pelicans deliver babies?

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    TheBeerGuy73jannable9ElgatoEsmioLorieGZKweezyKyraLMGinTNDonnQuackery______TheDailySchmuck
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    ElgatoEsmioLMGinTNlovemydogduckdephrankStealingRidesdick_ishgrumpysalmonohwrigley________
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    I told myself, "I'm not gonna flirt with cute girls on twitter today" and according to Maury's polygraph results, "THAT, WAS A LIE!"

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    texasstalkermomPinkebellyTuchZestTheBeerGuy73jannable9LorieGZscootiekkLMGinTN
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    TuchZestTheBeerGuy73LMGinTNmommamouse03lovemydogduckohwrigley________getoffmyplanetThe_MartiniGirl
    shaztaberry
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    __But, enough about your tweets, let's talk about my tweets

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    canadian_jane____TheBeerGuy73LorieGZscootiekkruraljulesLMGinTNlovemydogduckNotawhiner
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    TheBeerGuy73the_couch_guy____LMGinTNlovemydogduckdick_ishohwrigley________Andrea__B__Feliciovs
    Egg_Plantation____
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    ____Pringles, are the 'fake boobs' of potato chips

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    texasstalkermombrainsdocTheBeerGuy73LorieGZLMGinTNchullymortonlovemydogduckNotawhiner
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  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    _I've been gluten-free for eight months, today! Just kidden, I don't even know what that means

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    GoddessofGrainTheLejaittexasstalkermomandrewgutinTheBeerGuy73LorieGZLMGinTNsexylieutenant
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    JeffBennett44sellis1994BartParksTheBeerGuy73TheDailySchmuckdick_ishohwrigley________Andrea__B__
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    If you can't be, with the one you love, be with the one that loves anal

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    TheBeerGuy73LMGinTNAnim0siTy79nataliaelscharlzeroJustCallMeFrankONE23KAK____lovemydogduck
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    RealDeerGod______
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    If I keep my credit score bad enough my identity won't get stolen, I'm employing the same strategy for my tweets

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    TheBeerGuy73LorieGZscootiekkLMGinTNlacrossemom5StealingRideslacybronze1chagger73
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    lacrossemom5dick_ishchagger73AnitaHelmetamhlawyerMyHairyLife______ohwrigley________favstar1000favs
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    _Sometimes I think, "I shouldn't cut my own hair" this usually happens immediately after I've cut my own hair

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    TheBeerGuy73LorieGZscootiekklacrossemom5SeaJay42dick_ishschizophrenaticohwrigley________
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    reddhenn__________dick_ishohwrigley________wedad_zainDeathDoUsPart___AhmadMhdAliimlorenzaHallpassCanada
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    It turns out al-Qaeda was just pissed bcuz we didn't star their funny tweets

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    TheBeerGuy73LorieGZdick_ishgrumpysalmonohwrigley________SashaBrennerXalqeeosno13
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  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    _If you are wearing a baseball cap and the brim is flat straight across, I'm going to murder you

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    AlanFelykTheBeerGuy73jumblygiantdick_ishTx_FrankieCayenne7300Hotindallasohwrigley________
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    dick_ishCayenne7300ohwrigley________dj_mikecjweissguymetalheadpjthunter1BMWKing1
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    Twitter, the final frontier, these are the voyages of the Favstarship Enterprise, it's continuing mission to explore strange new followers..

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    TheBeerGuy73StealingRidesdick_ishHotindallasohwrigley________osno13getoffmyplanetImprobableEddie
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    Maii79
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    When I read ya'll's inspirational tweets, I read them, three or four times, and then I think; The fuck, does that even mean?

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  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    _I've been working out and my arms are getting HUGE , well ok, not huge, but big, ok not big, but, oh fuck, nevermind

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    TheBeerGuy73LorieGZdick_ishohwrigley________getoffmyplanetImprobableEddieStealingRidesNinja_Wh0
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    ohwrigley________LargeInDaPantsSam19eighty_______tn56____________Glittermepink5____Favstar_NSFWBeccaRubaMike_Wrong
  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    _I'm to lazy to ever have an OCD, cuz I'd be all like, aw, fuck the light switch

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  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    _This recycled toilet paper smells like shit

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  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    I want to write, direct, and star, in my own tweet

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  • olvera_m
      C.mao @olvera_m

    I think my neighbor's kitty, is a member of an evil cat terrorist organization known as 'al-Qitty'

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@olvera_m

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Every time i tried to tell you, the words just came out wrong, so i'll have to say 'pass the butter' in a song