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I named my iPod "that ass".
Seeing "backing up that ass" everytime I sync is priceless.

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I can never finish anyth

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Mario eats mushrooms he gets super powers, I eat mushrooms and I end up in the fetal position afraid of a lamp.

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OH: "you're the guest so you can pick the porn."

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Twitter may be the smartest way the government has ever come up with to monitor our thoughts.

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What what what?! 78 followers? I'm at an all time high! Now I just have to figure out a formula to keep you all..penis hooker vagina carrot.

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My hair smells like Lavender Rain and Lost Masculinity.

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"oh my god I'm gonna have diarrhea." "thanks that's exactly what I want to hear before you make my dinner mom."

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I twittered your mom. She starred it and retweeted it.

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GANGBANG YO COUCH NIGGA! GANGBANG YO COUCH! And it's okay. I'm allowed to post that tweet. Some of my best friends are couches.

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If my girlfriend doesn't want me making jokes about her she should stop giving me so much material.

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Zombie boners are called deadwood.

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I'd like to welcome my new followers. Tomorrow we march!

or maybe the next day.

I'll put it down as "to be announced".
I got shit to do.

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Just got whistled at while checking the mail. By guys. apparently they like my ass and want me to take my top off.

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Thank you! Goodnight! And don't believe everything you read! Especially if you're my girlfriend!

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Are the baseball tweets over?....
Is it safe to come out?.....

Good. It was starting to smell like steroids in here.

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I tell jokes to hide the truth.. I don't exist.

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You call it "New Years". I call it "Same Shit Different Numbers"

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I didn't trick or treat this year. Did I miss out on all the free razor blades and poison?

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"What do you think that elf gave you Gandalf?" "I'm not sure, but there's a huge Sauron my dick and it hurts to pee."

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