@marlomeekins You must be super good and also horrifying at sex.

Meeting up with the gang at the mall for some quality time at Forever XLI #trendy

This is disgusting. RT @occupycarlisle: Fuck this guy. #Anonymous http://t.co/VouyHWzv”

I'm not a smoker, but I'm happy to hear the senseless criminalization of marijuana is weakening in some states. "Land of the free"?

@irowlf Okay, I want a straight answer, dog: exactly what is your relationship to a certain Ms. Melons??

Just watched John Carter and really liked it. Am I a bad person?

@jesuswithissues @danole89 @askegg At least now we all know what the best Christmas present we can get for this guy is.

@auragasmic You should always tuck away an emergency fuck somewhere safe just for these sorts of occasions.

Ever wonder why GOP isn’t hot on public education? RT @neiltyson The effect of Education on voting trends... pic.twitter.com/xD4orKcn

@evolution_child @g33kn1k Trust me - we totally sympathize. I hope Obama has shown people everywhere that they deserve better leaders.

Pretty much only following #weirdtwitter from now on.

@zombieionism Oh, bother.

@meaganbb1 @irowlf Okay, then... I feel better just having that out in the open.

@allcapsbro another Drake quote for you pic.twitter.com/lH3yIl13

Hey, it's real icebergs! We're getting closer! (These are the little baby ones, though.) #Greenland #BabyIcebergs pic.twitter.com/7zvaqapV

This is definitely one aspect of my life that just screams for high performance products! pic.twitter.com/MHFua1nt

.@pushinghoops That's dumb - who does that?

@mxrk It's not even in the UNICODE 6.2 standard.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji#Emoji_in_the_Unicode_standard … I smell a conspiracy. What do you say, @google and @apple??

You painted yourself into this bigoted, racist, misogynistic, uncaring, myopic, un-American corner, #GOP. Now what?

What is bugs?  https://twitter.com/tphd/status/251426144367300609 … pic.twitter.com/xDdN4yan