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I like to think I'd be that one special zombie in a herd, the one with a little extra twinkle, the one who could, in time, turn a doorknob
You kinda look like you might have some leche for my cafe.
I incorporated neglected tamagotchi's into a freestyle the other day so you can't say im doing nothing w/ my life
“The veining is exquisite.”
New auto response to dick pics.
My armpits smell like cupcakes because that's where I keep my cupcakes
A photographer is only as good as her naked maternity clients
It seems like a lot of 'Full Sized' models should just be called models and a lot of models should be called 'Clothes Hangers.'
IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PHOTOSHOPPED A CAT ON IT
I bless America. There. I said it. Now stop fucking asking.
*tosses and turns* "i got... a fever... and the only CURE... is..." "honey please wake up!!! you're sleep walken again"
What idiot named them cowboys instead of Horse Pilots.
For years I believed dachshund was pronounced ‘dash-hound’, not because I was stupid but because that was good enough for me.
I've a list of people who I'd like to nominate for a one-way mission to Mars. :-)
Most "liked" comment on Boston Globe coverage of Angelina Jolie's mastectomy is two words: "Poor Brad." Cleanse this society with fire.
Soft kitty, flat kitty, little rectangle of fur. Poor kitty, bleeding kitty, rest in peace. - Me after running over a kitten.
conservative shit goes completely against the subversive nature of jesus and his radical politics of unconditional compassion
Nibble a dick biscuit for Jesus.
Maybe going black is so disorienting that no one can find their way back?
Interests in general computing, development, design, art, social issues, and the other, usual Internet distractions. I love strawberry ice cream.