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I think the cgi dancing baby from Ally McBeal would have been a better casting than Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher.
I'll assume it was a troll, but by far the greatest "debunking" of the moon landing starts "I've photographed over 300 weddings, so..."
OH “No! Fuck the fire station! I’m sick and tired of that fire station.” (homeless guy yelling to/at nobody in particular)
I saw Google Glasses on a fat LARPer yesterday. A little voice inside my head said: "Don't look back, you can never look back."
Super cold. Tested where you toss boiling water into the air to see it freeze.
Guess you need to do it outside, now my kitchen's a mess.
In light of the success of Girls, New Girl, & Two Broke Girls - I'm writing a pilot called Dumpy Broads. No real plot yet, but solid title.
HR just called and I guess I spelled "twerkin" wrong in my bio.
I want to learn how to say “don’t touch me” in every language. That and “with cheese” - then I guess I’m pretty much ready to travel.
Dijit on the iPhone is awesome, esp with Roku
My favorite Garth Brooks song is that "I Got Hair In Weird Places" one.
TSA agent looked at my drivers license and asked "when did it start?" I asked what he meant, he said "the balding" and burst out laughing.
So Lo-Fang is awesome.
Mike Jeffries looks like someone set Gary Busey on fire.
Hate to say it, but I'm loving the NIN + Call Me Maybe mashup: http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/4/4064574/nins-head-like-a-hole-mashed-with-call-me-maybe-is-perfect …