I think the cgi dancing baby from Ally McBeal would have been a better casting than Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher.

Black and white shot of @alyshanett from today. http://t.co/TOu9qnFJ

I'll assume it was a troll, but by far the greatest "debunking" of the moon landing starts "I've photographed over 300 weddings, so..."

aw yeah FlightAware RT @cnbc: Is spying on corporate jets insider trading? STORY:  http://cnb.cx/Umfbz6  (via @carney)

The silence is the worst part. http://t.co/FVPZ0vGJ

HR just called and I guess I spelled "twerkin" wrong in my bio.

I want to learn how to say “don’t touch me” in every language. That and “with cheese” - then I guess I’m pretty much ready to travel.

Dijit on the iPhone is awesome, esp with Roku

In light of the success of Girls, New Girl, & Two Broke Girls - I'm writing a pilot called Dumpy Broads. No real plot yet, but solid title.

I saw Google Glasses on a fat LARPer yesterday. A little voice inside my head said: "Don't look back, you can never look back."

iPhone App idea: like Snapchat, but you can never delete the image, and it randomly pops up forever with no warning. Name: "Herpes" #profit

Mike Jeffries looks like someone set Gary Busey on fire.

Hate to say it, but I'm loving the NIN + Call Me Maybe mashup:  http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/4/4064574/nins-head-like-a-hole-mashed-with-call-me-maybe-is-perfect …

Fuck yes. No Super Bowl is complete without Oprah.

I just met you and this is crazy, but I already forgot your name.

Another @alyshanett preview while I wait on the delivery guy. http://t.co/QmTm5DAE

Some Polaroids from a shoot with @alyshanett - after getting some food, will start to dig out of my Photoshop backlog. http://t.co/dleAarLM

By my count, last night will mark the third laptop I've destroyed via my fist through the keyboard. You so rarely see that in commercials.

Staggering drunk pregnant lady in a belly shirt screaming racial slurs into an ATM deposit box. I fucking love you Central Square.

I hope the Justin Bieber forum I just signed up for is more open minded than the Care Bear forum that banned me. Twice.