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I think the cgi dancing baby from Ally McBeal would have been a better casting than Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher.
I'll assume it was a troll, but by far the greatest "debunking" of the moon landing starts "I've photographed over 300 weddings, so..."
OH “No! Fuck the fire station! I’m sick and tired of that fire station.” (homeless guy yelling to/at nobody in particular)
I saw Google Glasses on a fat LARPer yesterday. A little voice inside my head said: "Don't look back, you can never look back."
In light of the success of Girls, New Girl, & Two Broke Girls - I'm writing a pilot called Dumpy Broads. No real plot yet, but solid title.
HR just called and I guess I spelled "twerkin" wrong in my bio.
I want to learn how to say “don’t touch me” in every language. That and “with cheese” - then I guess I’m pretty much ready to travel.
Dijit on the iPhone is awesome, esp with Roku
Mike Jeffries looks like someone set Gary Busey on fire.
Hate to say it, but I'm loving the NIN + Call Me Maybe mashup: http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/4/4064574/nins-head-like-a-hole-mashed-with-call-me-maybe-is-perfect …
Fuck yes. No Super Bowl is complete without Oprah.
I just met you and this is crazy, but I already forgot your name.
By my count, last night will mark the third laptop I've destroyed via my fist through the keyboard. You so rarely see that in commercials.
Staggering drunk pregnant lady in a belly shirt screaming racial slurs into an ATM deposit box. I fucking love you Central Square.