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WARNING TO ALL MEN: Beware of female sexual predators using a date rape drug called BLOW JOBS to entrap men into scams called RELATIONSHIPS
'Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven'
My only fear is that when I talk to my daughter about sex, is that she'll teach me something I don't know.
We now see that tiger woods drives very well on the fairway but doesnt fare very well on the driveway...
'Seems Tiger forgot his Daddy's profound advice, "Tiger, you'll never be successful until you learn to play one hole at a time."'
New appreciation for white trash, following the balloon boy incident, I knew they were powerful, but I didn't know they had an air force.
I just looked in the mirror and swear I looked like Marilyn Monroe or any other lady thats been dead 50 years.
Vegas Wedding: Someone asked if we've picked a date.. but I think a 3-some is inappropraite on a wedding night. no?
You're rude, you're a slut, most of the time you're drunk. I mean, my God, it's like we are the same person.
I just accidentally glued the cat to just about the worst possible place on my body. This scrapbooking thing is NOT for amateurs, you guys.
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