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Why does my stepdad think Taco Bell is an acceptable stop before 12. I can barley eat it before 2 in the morning.
I'm sorry you were bad at sex.
99% moon visibility.
Beer pong is way harder when you're high. It's like ahhhh I'm aiming for the clouds not de cups.
Sneezing and peeing while intoxicated, consensus: interesting.
Woah you can't just come in here and interrupt kings cup white man
Gross, I don't want to be in my mid thirties.
Don't base decisions off convenience.
Caring. What is that?
I've been wantin to blue dream all day ☁☁
I'm perfectly lonely.
First redbull in over a month, My energy level is drastically increasing as I type.
World's number one procrastinator 💁👈 right hurr.
Giants fans are cocky. A's fans are humble.
I love doing nothing, it's my favorite thing to do.
I need to go to Europe already.
The harder I go in, the earlier I wake up.