Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Beer pong is way harder when you're high. It's like ahhhh I'm aiming for the clouds not de cups.
Sneezing and peeing while intoxicated, consensus: interesting.
Woah you can't just come in here and interrupt kings cup white man
Gross, I don't want to be in my mid thirties.
Don't base decisions off convenience.
Caring. What is that?
I've been wantin to blue dream all day ☁☁
I'm perfectly lonely.
First redbull in over a month, My energy level is drastically increasing as I type.
World's number one procrastinator 💁👈 right hurr.
Giants fans are cocky. A's fans are humble.
I love doing nothing, it's my favorite thing to do.
I need to go to Europe already.
The harder I go in, the earlier I wake up.
Sex, weed, and the Beatles.
Processed food grosses me out, I don't wanna eat shit made in a factory.