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Showed my kids the first 3 real STAR WARS movies. Now I'm gonna show them the newer crap. They need to learn life is hard sooner or later.
Yeah. Yeah I'm straight, grown-ass man rockin' out to Katy Perry on my daughter's iPod. So what? She left it in the car.
Mr. Twitter finally 'Verified' me...FOOOOL! I'm really a small Monkey posing as that buffoon, Omundson! Step 4 to Ruling the World: CHECK!!!
Overheard in LA: Her: "I totally love Juicing." Him: "Me too, but I don't just juice, I BLEND." And then I punched them both in the throat.
#Debate observations from my 10 year old: "I think they were both acting like children & talking over each other." Smart kid.
Things I don't know: 1) Anything involving Math. B) When PSYCH Season 7 is going to premier. 3) The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
To the Jack-Hole who's planning to give out apples tonight instead of candy: You're not my Mother. Give me some Fu@king candy or I'll cut U.
Semi-Pro Astronaut, Actor, Occasional Bounty Hunter. Not necessarily in that order.