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There was a tragic natural disaster on American soil and the news is covering the royal wedding. #disgusted
Today is the IPO of the world's largest repository of pregnancy photos and baby poop discussion. The market will soar!!
If 90% of your FB updates are about how you hate your life, a recent illness or your failed relationship... No one cares about that last 10%
Please stop dying. It seems people think you're all immortal and it really freaks them out.
I'm still trying to develop a cereal you eat with orange juice.
#BMFP wins lots of football games. I guess I just don't care about much else he does. I like winning. Just being honest.
Remember friends, watch out for constitution-defying checkpoints during a celebration of our freedom this weekend!
Observation: People who smoke cigarettes still actually talk on cellphones.
The US has 5% of the world's population and 25% of its prisoner population.
A solid victory for Obama, but a loss for America to only hear from two candidates, neither w/ fresh ideas or a path to liberty & prosperity
Yo retailers! Please send me an email quickly. I had no idea that sales occurred this time of year. So exciting!
When something goes wrong in America, very few folks ask why, and move directly to making a new law against it. Killing freedom with cheers.
It's sad that despite decades of failure, governments still think prohibition solves problems.
AMERICA I LOVE YOU, PLEASE KEEP IT TOGETHER.
Get your wedding or event on the calendar with me as your DJ!
Spring and summer dates are filling up quick.
I spend a lot of time trying not to click "Like" when people post lame overly-personal tragedy on Facebook.
Yo Twitter folk!
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Chronicler of the scourge of human idiocy. Beach addict. Civil liberties advocate. Technophile. Vinyl lover. Man of nature. Sushi eater. With @pinkczech