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*wakes up; hundreds of unread tweets in timeline*
“Oh, right. Sports.”
Whoever runs drama development at CBS and whoever runs comedy at Fox should leave and make their own super-network. I’d watch nothing else!
Ebert’s final review was of Terrence Malick’s latest film. Wouldn’t it be great if it read, in its entirety, “Fuck this shit!”
At the ER with our baby. (Bonk on the head, hopefully nothing serious.) Nurse calls “Jayden!” half the waiting room stands up.
“Did you have a good day today?” he asked, praying she wouldn’t go into specifics.
Every time someone’s 100th birthday is on the news, I just think about all the board games they can’t play any more.
I hated people’s loud, illegal dipshit fireworks long before they kept my baby from falling asleep. #yayamerica #fuckamericans
It's appalling the amount of custom equipment & technology is sold to the medical field when 90% of it could be replaced by an iPad app.