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Can't we think of a better name than 'tweet up?' Really?!
My day ended a hell of a lot better than it began
And why don't they have a frequent shopper's card at the Liquor Store?
This day can only get better. I say that but many people in my life have a way of proving me wrong.
I'm in a great fucking mood! Top that bitches!
I'm officially and certifiably divorced. FUCK YEAH!
My phone's at 69. How'd it know I was horny?
I LOVE MY LIFE!
I will love him now and forever...
With all of my heart.
Eric showed me 2girls/1cup. I made it about 5 seconds in...
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
In case you didn't hear me...
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?!?!?!
Me: I'm going out to smoke
Boss: You just went out 20 minutes ago
Me: Shut your pie hole
Good thing I have skills
When he's 37 and watching Bonanza at the Owls... You know he's f'n Awesome!
Love the way my ponytail feels on my bare back as I move my head back and forth.
That is all... Proceed with your life now.
Everyone uses twitter however they wish. That's the joy of it!
Where did you find God? If it was under the couch will you please ask him if the remote is under there?
I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty fucking Awesome!