Watch Shit Robot's "Feels Real" Video, Feat the Rapture's Luke Jenner  http://pitchfork.com/news/50846-watch-shit-robots-feels-real-video-featuring-the-raptures-luke-jenner/ … @shitrobot @pitchfork  http://store.dfarecords.com/collections/frontpage/products/dfa2375-d …

Oh you know, just watching Romeo + Juliet for the third or fourth time in the last two months because I'll never get over Leo.

Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer.

"Old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sp..." - Gatsby

SometimesI'm more excited to edit photos of baby goats and my nephew than I am of concerts.

Don't tell anyone.

please God give me the strength to stop passing judgement on girls who wear pants with words printed on the ass

Two rock and roll shows on a Thursday. night. What am I, 20?

You can rent Bing Crosby’s Palm Springs estate for $3000/night. Max occupancy is 12, so $250/person/night. Who’s in?  http://www.vacationpalmsprings.com/home_detail.php?home_name=bing-crosby-estate-rancho-mirage-jfk …

'Nice guys' are just regular assholes who know when to shut up and listen.

You gotta get up PRETTY early in the morning to fool me. And while you’re up could you make coffee? And waffles, maybe?

Mitchell Hurwitz wants us to watch "Arrested Development" in order (and why wouldn't we? Are we TV monsters?)  http://flavorwire.com/newswire/mitchell-hurwitz-urges-viewers-to-watch-new-arrested-development-season-in-order …

@oneillsweetd @tysonelder @nopicnic Tyson thought you mean clubs. Like, for beating people that cut in line.

@oneillsweetd Oh man I love clubs!

I feel like people who order decaf coffee are the same who eat at McDonald's and have a diet coke

current status:  http://i.imgur.com/1XBJS.gif 

My preferred method of treating anxiety is to look at images of ABBA.

At least we can all agree that anyone we have or have not met who does things we do or do not like is definitely a very good or bad person.

Oh, the feelings I feel as I start on this piece parsing Bret Easton Ellis's most recent 3,500-word rant.

As was Hitler. RT @michaelianblack @joshmalina Published author I am.

DFA Records Documentary Featuring James Murphy and LCD Soundsystem, the Rapture, Holy Ghost!, YACHT, Marc Maron, http://pitchfork.com/news/50656-watch-dfa-records-documentary-featuring-james-murphy-and-lcd-soundsystem-the-rapture-holy-ghost-yacht-marc-maron-more/ …