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If anyone sees decidedly happy people dressed in black woohooing & cheering, don't worry,the new Depeche Mode single leaked &nerdage is high
Michael Jackson taught Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin to moon walk. #FactsWithoutWikipedia
The last bestial wedding I went to was terrible. The caterers ran out of kibble & groom was so nervous he kept lifting his leg on the altar.
After Peta Credlin teaches Tony Abbott what to say the following day, does she have 2 put a towel over his cage so he gets shut-eye.
Olay’s Total Effects doesn’t fight the 7 signs of ageing. I’m still grumpy, cantankerous, surly, tired, wrinkled, right and old.
BREAKING: Alan Jones is a dim witted turd. Actually, that’s it breaking news, it’s a truism.
Today Tonight and A Current Affair are to journalism as cretinism is to the Nobel Prize.
I am accepting applications 4 a husband. Men with both a pool & air conditioner, are given priority & guaranteed a leg over on application.
I wonder if I should put the bins out before the apocalypse?
Oh my, the lunatics from the Westboro Baptist Church plan to picket the funerals of the children murdered yesterday. This is beyond belief.
Alan Jones talking about racism on Sunrise is like Colonel Sanders giving a lecture on animal rights.
As hate is a big, nasty word, I now state I am "radically indifferent to Christmas."
Ich bin ein Michael. Puppies, music, politics & performance. Occasional artist & more frequent Depeche Mode fancier. Following DM around Europe, May/June 2013.