@jennatar per our conversation.  http://stereogum.com/1096782/attn-employees-do-not-buy-these-used-cds/news/ …

@jonwurster I had an old boss tell me "you've buttered your bread and now you have to lie in it"

@jennatar My Sub-Par Ethnic Wedding

@jennatar Schindler's Outline

Follow @johnbiehl and remember, not all men with mustaches are child molesters, but all child molesters have mustaches.

Me: Who are you wearing? @jennatar: "Chimay" #AwardsSeason

@jennatar future retro feminism

Besties! @concisepoet @jennatar pic.twitter.com/offyJdhGwi

coffee with @jennatar and @concisepoet. This is nice. Oh, and Tootsie & Albie! pic.twitter.com/2BDkhWPNQh

@jennatar Keeping An Eye Out For Private Ryan

@jennatar @concisepoet You guys are not using twitter correctly. Don't you 2 have im, text, TELEPHONES?

@jennatar I just saw the word besmirched for the first time in print and I immediately thought of you. OMG WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?

Speaking of trumpets, you always farted like a trumpet. Thanks, Chad.

Breaking Television News: apparently a network I never watch cancelled a show I've never heard of.

I wonder how @kenjennings would have done on Wheel Of Fortune? #DeepThoughts

@jennatar Hey! Call us, lady! #WHEREISJENN?

@jennatar No merriment allowed without permit! or ketchup.

@jennatar The Empire Considers Retaliation

@jennatar A Possible Story About That President With the Hat

@jennatar The Above-Average Hulk