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50 shades of green
i smoke weed because my parents never got me a trampoline.
"after a party, you either have all of the lighters, or no lighter."
every hit you take, every bong you make, every bud you break, every wake you bake, they'll be watching you...
studies show that marijuana prohibitionists can suck a bag of dicks.
get good grades and nobody cares if you smoke weed. true story.
#IGotDrunkAnd realized getting stoned is better.
hangovers are just god's way of saying you should've smoked weed instead.
Why The Fuck Would You Capitalize Every Word
9 out of 10 stoners recommend weed. the last 1 forgot what we were talking about
i refuse to call this nigga snoop lion.
dealers who don't answer immediately.. #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
"alcohol kills, cannabis chills."
i'm not tryin to start shit... i'm just tryin to spark shit.
90% of #PeopleThatDontTextBack are stoned.
what kind of fuckhead buys unfrosted pop-tarts.
#YourTextGotIgnoredBecause i'm high basically
#ThoughtsDuringSchool - "i wonder if everybody knows i'm high"
if you like pizza rolls and leaving your phone in random places, weed is for you.
accidental author of the loneliest sandwich. winner of a year's supply of blunts. badass at napping. the bong hits will continue until morale improves.