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every hit you take, every bong you make, every bud you break, every wake you bake, they'll be watching you...
all i have to say is "WEED, SUBLIME, NUTELLA" and 99% of you are like "hell yeah." #fuckinstoners
i get high. i walk outside. the wind is blowing. it's raining leaves. i feel like pocahontas
get good grades and nobody cares if you smoke weed. true story.
hangovers are just god's way of saying you should've smoked weed instead.
i smoke weed because my parents never got me a trampoline.
#IGotDrunkAnd realized getting stoned is better.
if you like pizza rolls and leaving your phone in random places, weed is for you.
50 shades of green
i WILL interrupt your story to tell you to pass the weed. don't act fuckin baffled
accidental author of the loneliest sandwich. winner of a year's supply of blunts. badass at napping. the bong hits will continue until morale improves.