I really am wasted away in Margaritaville 🍹

‘Instant R Starter’ by Donato Teutonico has been published. Order your #eBook at $6.79/ £5.09/ €5.94:  http://bit.ly/YQnat6 

@mynameisrickym WE SHOULD RIDE BIKES TOGETHER

Why is AAPL down ~5 percent on this?

Looks like Jon Hamm lost a bet. pic.twitter.com/Gemb1d9bbs

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

Algorithm of the Week: Damn Cool Secure Permutations with Block Ciphers  http://dzone.com/J1zh 

#gangnamstyle pic.twitter.com/rRIG425Cie

Retweet if you agree: It's time for Congress to stop denying the science on #climatechange.

Open Compute Project To Develop A Network Switch, A First-Of-Its-Kind Open Source Project  http://tcrn.ch/10iLUq2  by @alexwilliams

15 Command Line Tools to Monitor Linux Performance -  http://dzone.com/Jx7n  - @dzone Big Link by ravisaive

"My butthole has bulimia."

@alexa_elliott you got dem pheromones workin you guuuurl

Chillin. Killin. Like a mad villain.

@onlydole @bigchocolate is the best. Clean is awesome.

The video I just watched from @onlydole on Snapchat right now just killed me #creed4ever 😂😂😂

Waitress: Was it natural? (Conceiving triplets)
Mom: (loudly) I had sex on a diving board of thats what ya mean.
OH. MY. GOD.

You can reboot the credit card machine at the store to upset the rude person behind you!  http://bit.ly/Nylr7a 

A beginner’s guide to building botnets—with little assembly required  http://ars.to/ZivgXc 

Trolling dates all the way back to 397 B.C. - People began following Plato around and would make fart noises after everything he said.