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I really am wasted away in Margaritaville 🍹
Why is AAPL down ~5 percent on this?
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
"My butthole has bulimia."
Chillin. Killin. Like a mad villain.
Waitress: Was it natural? (Conceiving triplets)
Mom: (loudly) I had sex on a diving board of thats what ya mean.
OH. MY. GOD.
Trolling dates all the way back to 397 B.C. - People began following Plato around and would make fart noises after everything he said.
Triple Platinum Rockstar Developer, Eccentric Twenty Three Year Old, Aspiring Game Developer