Raisins look like they always need a hug :(

Imagine how fun it would be if it rained marshmallows.

The shower is a perfect place to pretend that you're the fourth Wilson Phillip.

They all say why go through all the trouble and I say why of course yes it's because love

I believe that one way to get over the pain of stubbing your toe would be to throw things at the nearest human being in sight.

I bet the word "BOOBLESS" spelled on an upside-down calculator is missing its glory days :(

Laughed at a barista calling out an order for "You" then I learned he's actually saying for "Ju" haha I don't know how to end this tweet

There are days when I just need to file a restraining order against the refrigerator.

I just want someone to hold me and write me songs about unending love and blow dry my hair then have it carefully messed on a daily basis.

Advice to My 13-Year-Old Self: You HAVE the option to fake fainting while walking towards the blackboard during Algebra boardwork sessions.

Ears had consensual sex with Earth(fucking)mover last night. It was amazing.

I like to believe that somewhere, Sigmund Freud is obsessively analyzing all our subtweets while calmly smoking his cigar.

The Philippines wants to make things physical!! @teganandsara go here, please!! cc: UNIVERSE, THE SECRET, LOVE, JESUS CHRIST

VDAY PRAYER: May all our lovely subliminal tweets reach their intended audience & may they favorite them as a sign of acknowledgement. Amen.

The UFC has been doing it wrong all along because not once have I heard that Mortal Kombat "Finish Him" voice being played during fights

With a population of over 7 billion, somewhere, someone probably has the words "Hot Stuffs" tattooed on her lower back. So feel better.

The cigarette should definitely be the poster boy of the five-second rule.

Take care because I don't.

Gusto ko lang nang ka-holding hands kapag tumugtog ang Bloc Party ng "This Modern Love" please

We need more pajama scenes in films.