This kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

Rules are meant to b broken but never Pinky Promises, cos that comes from the deepest of one's sincerity for another.

I don't need education I have google.

Hello. I love You.

the milk was too cold.

omg, i would so love to have sex now. right here on this table in my office!

Loan me your funky mind and I will play with it; for nothing is good unless you play with it.

If it's all about You then I rather be alone.

Sometimes words are hard to define...

And what happened to the lambs that were not silent?

Dance till it no longer hurt, dance till it hurts. Dance till u have no more cares. Dance till your feet can no longer dance again. Dance.

Bangkok Baby!

Current Hobby - Doing absolutely pointless stuff. E.g. Constantly updating status to the world.

I have a whole bunch of unemployment jokes. Sadly, they never work.

In a huge pile of dirt, I'll always pick you first. See, I can be romantic.

My daddy thought me to pray before i reached the age of 7. When I'm down on my knees, that's when i'm closest to heaven!

Medication makes one even more ill!

When ur sick nothing else matters. The world is still ugly even if someone painted it rainbow.

Surgery in a few hours! My first time ever. They should just load me up with #weed!

Dear #subwaysandwich wtf is a flat bread??!! I want my hearty Italian for breakfast!