#Victorious ended exactly the way every TV series should- with Elizabeth Gillies chasing a mouse with a giant fork. @danwarp

That awkward moment when you realize your boat insurance policy does not include "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TERRORIST SHOOTOUT"...

Suddenly I want to farm Oreos. Does that even make sense? #superbowl

Schrödinger's Suspect RT @bookmagicdeb: MSNBC reporting "may be a person, may be dead, may be alive". Thanks for narrowing that down

Do You Really Need a New Book? (Flowchart):  http://i.imgur.com/vSMbJjk.png 

I appreciate that Kia told me "DO NOT ATTEMPT" when they airdropped babies from space- because I was totally going to do it #superbowl

Facebook's Cute New Emoticons Are a Fiendish Plot. Don't Fall For It.  http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/04/10/facebook_emoji_status_update_emoticons_are_bad_for_privacy_good_for_advertisers.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=sm&utm_campaign=button_chunky … via @futuretensenow

I think every librarian wants to be a rockstar, then a superhero, then simply not replaced by budget cuts or robots @librarianbyday

Instagram says it now has the right to sell your photos  http://cnet.co/VNxNax  via @cnet

Evernote: I've Been Using Evernote All Wrong. Here's Why It's Actually Amazing - @lifehacker  http://lifehacker.com/5989980/ive-been-using-evernote-all-wrong-heres-why-its-actually-amazing …

This album was the soundtrack to changing my entire life (no joke)- thank you, @amandapalmer! :  http://amandapalmer.bandcamp.com/album/amanda-palmer-performs-the-popular-hits-of-radiohead-on-her-magical-ukulele …

Do academic libraries have a moral obligation to make sure public libraries are part of this conversation? I say yes! #alamw13 #alamwttt

Free LibraryThing accounts through Sunday!  http://www.librarything.com/blogs/librarything/2013/03/free-accounts-through-sunday/ …

Today is 12/12/12- or, if you're European, 12/12/12.

MAYANS 1, GMAIL 0...

I have no problem w/the FBI Mirandizing Tsarnaev- I do hope however that the ambulance driver hits ALL THE POTHOLES on the way to Mt. Auburn

The only thing worse than @theonion's tweet last night is the avalanche of angry mansplainers telling us why they shouldn't have apologized

MIGHTY CTHULHU DEMANDS THAT YOU THROW RYAN SEACREST INTO THE OLYMPIC FLAME #olympics

Hey #code4lib types, can you recommend a good library school that provides a strong background in coding/programming as well? Thanks!

Bibliophile, my sci-fi short story about a librarian at the edge of the galaxy, is free for one more day on Amazon!  http://www.amazon.com/Bibliophile-L-Librarian-ebook/dp/B0073AJXN0 …