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Thought of the day: Big people should not wear all red.
On another note, I have to remember to buy some Kool-Aid.
Windows open, Sittin n my underwear & a tank top listening 2the thunder
Then I realize I'm sitting in my underwear with the windows open.
I think I'm gonna invent a shower head that has a "bendy-straw type" hose so my arms don't get tired. And yes, that's an industry term.
Late night realizations: dating is a legal form of prostitution.
Anyone wanna get married for some free presents???
I need a KitchenAid mixer and a Keurig coffee maker.
I think it would be a hoot to dirty talk into a t-pain voice altering microphone during sex.
Also, I need to get laid. & I need ice cream
The best thing to hold onto in life is eachother. -Audrey Hepburn