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A tiny elephant would fix everything.
Hey I just met you / and this is crazy / but you are absolutely covered in ants
An Easter egg hunt, but with puppies. You find the puppies. (they were hidden)
Villains always have the better accents.
ME: Look at this cool rock I found.
SISTER: That's a jelly bean.
How does one function in society? I have no specific job or life skills, just knowledge and imagination. How do I turn that into money? :/
I could write so many buzzfeed articles if I didn't have any integrity.
A baby said "yum" when I fed it an orange today.
Keep your fork there's pie