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A tiny elephant would fix everything.
Hey I just met you / and this is crazy / but you are absolutely covered in ants
An Easter egg hunt, but with puppies. You find the puppies. (they were hidden)
Villains always have the better accents.
How does one function in society? I have no specific job or life skills, just knowledge and imagination. How do I turn that into money? :/
I could write so many buzzfeed articles if I didn't have any integrity.
A baby said "yum" when I fed it an orange today.
Keep your fork there's pie
I like that Taco Bell is just advertising their new Dorito shell as "inevitable."
Dreamt I got tranformed into a decorative crystal at the mall and could communicate telepathically. :I