Stop saying NOM NOM already.

I'd rather spoon out my own EYES than sit through one more @uscellular holiday ad. How's that for positive branding?

STEAM LANTERN might be the best episode EVER MADE. Even an Alan Scott mention! #GreenLanternTheAnimatedSeries #GetGlue  http://getglue.com/tv_shows/green_lantern_animated_series?s=t&ref=mihalytakacs …

Wake me up when people stop thinking binder jokes are funny. Enough already.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day hasnt been funny since 2007. Enough already.

STOP WALKING AROUND THE OFFICE SAYING "gooooood morning" ALREADY.

East then south, west then north. Watchtower guards, I call you forth. #samhain

"Saying nothing sometimes says the most." -Emily Dickinson. #dayofsilence

"One-third of Americans plan to buy iPhone 5 - an army of 100 million sleeper agents just WAITING to be activated by the CIA." #conspiracy

@thebusbandit true story: everywhere i go, i wind up encountering someone from MKE. Ecuador, Santa Fe, Morocco, Whistler, Iceland, Peru...

Oasis "Dont Look Back in Anger" is one of the best songs of the 90s. #FACT

No need to ask "could V for Vendetta really happen?" #Wisconsin is slowly but surely proving it can and will...if nobody stops it. #notmywi

You NEVER hear about the sporkicides. Now...DO you?

Great. More snow. Because Milwaukee doesnt *already* resemble the bleak Siberian port of Arkhangelsk. #enough

@bryantslounge is the most jumpin joint in town tonight, kids! glad to see the love for classic cocktails.

Seriously these bartenders at @majesticmadison. I've never seen people so eager to ignore money.

@andreharrisonjr I loved the perfectly retro look and feel of that ad... And the flash forward through the years.

@chaddarnell hepatitis C.... i still HAVE some of the postcards distributed in bars like The Chamber...heavy stuff

the only "snow emergency" I'm interested in hearing about (@ Cafe Centraal) on #Yelp  http://www.yelp.com/biz/cafe-centraal-milwaukee?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b …

ARE WE DONE WITH THE GOATS YET?