either my lights are flickering or maths has driven me mad

I think I scared someone in Morrisons today. I was basically having a conversation with my self

Well my flatmates thinking I was normal was nice while it lasted. Surprised I managed 3 weeks actually

I was feeling clever for a moment. Then I moved onto the next question

Spent 2 hours on a question on Saturday before I gave up. It took me 30 seconds today. I don't know whether to be pleased or annoyed.

I was going to phrase my last tweet as "I've got a load of coke up my nose" but I didn't think it would have the desired effect

@jazzaling this will cheer you up http://t.co/ONid8W7n

Even if I agreed with David Starkey, his voice and attitude are so pompous and superior that I'd still think him a twat

I've decided to give up eating meat for lent

That means I have sat at my desk and worked for 3 hours. On top of a 7 hour day too :)

@judostu http://t.co/EH8OIGuh

I bought some kleenex balsam tissues, and it came up on the till as "kleenex man size bals". Simple minds and simple things

I just dribbled. Oops :P

Yeah, there are lots of drugs in my bedroom