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either my lights are flickering or maths has driven me mad
Went for a run, got lost, got told off by a farmer, got lost again, ended up 2 miles from where I wanted to be and got soaked.
I think I scared someone in Morrisons today. I was basically having a conversation with my self
Well my flatmates thinking I was normal was nice while it lasted. Surprised I managed 3 weeks actually
I was feeling clever for a moment. Then I moved onto the next question
Spent 2 hours on a question on Saturday before I gave up. It took me 30 seconds today. I don't know whether to be pleased or annoyed.
I was going to phrase my last tweet as "I've got a load of coke up my nose" but I didn't think it would have the desired effect
Even if I agreed with David Starkey, his voice and attitude are so pompous and superior that I'd still think him a twat
I've decided to give up eating meat for lent
That means I have sat at my desk and worked for 3 hours. On top of a 7 hour day too :)
I bought some kleenex balsam tissues, and it came up on the till as "kleenex man size bals". Simple minds and simple things
I just dribbled. Oops :P
Yeah, there are lots of drugs in my bedroom