LOL http://t.co/4gZYHut “@doctorow: Just saw The Guard. Fantastic. Father Ted by way of Quentin Tarantino”

oh. that's how sewing machines do it. http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2007/1267844087313.gif

Is there an app/site that reproduces a support ticket system for couples?

alias yolo=sudo

I tried following @derpparticle ironically. but it scared me too much. I hope when Soylent Green is people, it'll be these people.

instead of coding, I'd rather everybody learned how to drive properly.

greatest documentation tool EVER. http://t.co/PUkl9tY

the easiest way to solve a code problem is to make coffee at 1am expecting to be up late. you'll figure it out five minutes after.

everything doesn't suck. http://i.imgur.com/rvD5G.png

I’m calling it. 2013. Year of the Linux Desktop.

in an office populated by people who use laptops, suddenly "mystery power switch" isn't as scary to play with.

freezing my ass off. tried to solve the problem with hot sauce.

now I have two problems. possibly three.

apparently some OC transpo busses were just sighted in halifax by @katiemacleod. its probably the 2:10pm #2 or the #85. typical.

Never a missed opportunity. http://t.co/8JgvpIS7

routine admin task.
fucked the database.
fuck my life. haiku.

so… who had a fun night with java/mysql/kernels? fucking leap second…

Siri won't play the Penis game with you.

its not so much that I just wasted a criminal amount of time barking up the wrong tree, is that there is no tree there. and I'm a fish.

there's no actual Separatist Street, right?

@paulcarr I discovered http://t.co/UZ1sng83 is available an hour ago, and I cannot figure out what to do with it. that isn't gay porn.