Major dick move/theft from @highballcbus and @sevell stealing a photo from @minipennycbus http://t.co/3GkxJhdG Artists work for $$ Pls RT!!

Glory to Columbus! It is matchday. #Crew96 #MASSIVE

Columbus folks coming out to support your #Crew96 find some black or gold and leave that OSU stuff at home. #BetterDeadThanRed tonight!!!!!

1 league cup. 1 domestic cup. 2 league points champs. Never played on plastic never sold our name. Never finished last. #Massive #Crew96

Legislative accomplishments: NY: Marriage Equality. Ohio: Concealed guns in bars. #priorities #winning

So is this hurricane hitting the #GOP2012 convention on “We Don’t Belive in Climate Change” day or on “God is on Our Side” day?

Suck it Sigi. Suck it haters. Suck it Ref. Suck it field turf. Suck it Seattle. #ColumbusTillIDie #Crew96

I think Eddie Gaven is missing his wallet and most of his teeth, but when you breathe on Montero the whistle blows. #Crew96

By not spending the night at the Ohio State Fair, John Kasich insults all current and future farmers and rural Ohio in one shot.

For those of you wanting to sing along with the 'hoolie's #crew96 rendition of Rebecca Black's 'Friday' her… (cont) http://deck.ly/~2z42H

Oops. Seems that the Superdome is powered by @aepohio and is located in Clintonville.

It is nice to fall asleep every night having not had to con someone into thinking social networks or “SEO” were important. #snakeoil #fraud

@mattgoshert @levesquesstache Again with the Seattle self-important douchebagery? Grow some grass and maybe the #USMNT will come.

I love the smell of victory at #Crew96 Stadium. It smells like……..flapjacks! @barbasolshave

Awesome. Now @aepohio has fighter planes circling, ready to take out customers who aren’t conserving power.

JUSTIN MERAM. Let me say that again: J U S T I N M E R A M!! #Crew96

For obvious reasons, the #houstondynamo are the moral equivalent of the Baltimore Ravens. Let that sink in Ohioans. #Crew96

Rookie talent works when your top tier raises their game, but when Milo, Gaven, Marshall & Renteria don't show up you get this. #Crew96

Refresher for #Crew96 newbies: Rivals: DC Un*ted (evil) & Chi F*re (dumb). Toronto: not rivals. (For f*ck's sake, our keeper scored on them)

Didn't see this story on the Dispatch censoring Doonesbury on their site's front page? Funny that. http://t.co/IrXvgFBq @dispatcheditor