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Has someone made a porn movie called Occupy My Ass yet? If not I need to copyright that, could be worth hundreds.
If Christina Hendricks said I had to kill someone to have sex with her, I would seriously consider it.
And by the way, Animal Farm is a much better book than the bible.
When your argument is "the bible says", you lose. Just like how I would be wrong if I said talking pigs exist b/c it said so in Animal Farm
I've been practicing the laughing from Dark Side of the moon all day and I think I finally got it
I just saw a women who was 25 months pregnant her belly was on the floor
When it rains…
YO COWBOYS TURN IT AROUND
Fuck Notre Dame
Just saw a couple wearing matching LiveStrong bracelets. Seems like I accidentally set my DeLorean to 2005.
The human body is fucking wacky, man.
#Notetofemales - Your implants may look decent in your 20's , but in your 40's you look like a terrifying science experiment.
Award winning author of The DaVinci Code, Green Eggs & Ham, The Berenstein Bears Celebrate Hanukah.