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Show everyone respect. Not because of who they are, but because of who you are.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
When I see you bite your bottom lip, I know you're mine.
Let's fuck our way into feeling something.
For April Fools I'm going to buy a pair of sweats with Juicy on the butt and wear them backwards at the mall.
I wanna be your bad habit.
Public washrooms are like a soccer match. Don't touch a goddamned thing with your hands.
Let's get crazy and knock some shit off the walls.
I want to take you to the point where you need me to stop, just to catch your breath.
I like to give my piggyback rides face first.
Bend over and bite the pillow. Big Daddy's home. And he's hungry.
Don't tell me a joke if you are just going to punch up the fuckline.
Canadians are like Thanksgiving hipsters.
Thanksgiving? Ya been there. Done that. So last month.
I'll always be there to talk you off the ledge.
Let's stop dying one day at a time. It's time to live fuckers.
Someone needs a spanking. Is it you?
I usually follow because either you are funny, hot or you starred or RT'd something REALLY fucked up.
Ever think, "Today I am in a mood to do something that will totally fuck this day up"?
Let's blow off work, grab a bottle and a blender and make the 11pm news.
Confucious say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter is Fucking nuts.
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