Show everyone respect. Not because of who they are, but because of who you are.

When I see you bite your bottom lip, I know you're mine.

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Let's fuck our way into feeling something.

For April Fools I'm going to buy a pair of sweats with Juicy on the butt and wear them backwards at the mall.

I wanna be your bad habit.

Let's get crazy and knock some shit off the walls.

I want to take you to the point where you need me to stop, just to catch your breath.

Public washrooms are like a soccer match. Don't touch a goddamned thing with your hands.

Bend over and bite the pillow. Big Daddy's home. And he's hungry.

Canadians are like Thanksgiving hipsters.

Thanksgiving? Ya been there. Done that. So last month.

I like to give my piggyback rides face first.

Let's stop dying one day at a time. It's time to live fuckers.

I'll always be there to talk you off the ledge.

Don't tell me a joke if you are just going to punch up the fuckline.

Someone needs a spanking. Is it you?

I usually follow because either you are funny, hot or you starred or RT'd something REALLY fucked up.

Confucious say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter is Fucking nuts.

Ever think, "Today I am in a mood to do something that will totally fuck this day up"?

Let's blow off work, grab a bottle and a blender and make the 11pm news.