Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If something works, or fits, buy several, because they probably won't make that mistake again.
"Who are you and why are you following me?" ~ someone i followed on twitter for half an hour before receiving this DM
If people honk behind you, open your door a bit for extra drama.
You're a much better person than the worst thing you've done.
Gremlins add extra steps to the bottom of stairs when it's dark
"Actual prices may vary, depending on the customer's attitude" - helpful sign I tried out briefly in my shop.
Internet the drug of all nations.
It's not talking to yourself if you say "we".
John Travolta supports same sex massage
I'd offer you some nuts but I haven't sucked the chocolate off them yet.
Ahem, "like a boss" isn't aiming very high.
Lucky your parents' religion is the correct one then.
On tv they're asking for suggestions for new names for my city Adelaide. So far "Gettinlaide" is about the best.
i figure if a few people aren't blocking you, you're not doing your job
When life gives me oranges, I put them on a big platter. Then as they go off, I put them one by one into the bin :/
This is your permanent record.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - JFK
cats are shit at gardening
Lying in the bath upstairs I mentally practise grabbing the taps if it falls through the floor.
They always say clowns are sad but forget to mention the anger.
When your ears are blocked, other people think it sounds like you're inside a cardboard box too. http://outrageustruth.tumblr.com