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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Gift @OuterJohn Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I'd say the best part of being ugly is never going into slow motion when I emerge from a swimming pool.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Bored? 1) Write "tree blood" on 5,000 ping pong balls 2) Dump them in a hollow tree 3) Wait for a lumberjack

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Keep talkin' shit, kangaroos. At least I'm not cargo pants with a face.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Nobody hates airport security more than ol' Bombface McSwordfingers.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    What if birds are just out of control napkins.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    "OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this." -Elephant

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I bet a turtle's last thought before getting run over is always, "I got this."

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    It's cool to visit Mount Rushmore and remember the good old days, when a four-headed rock monster was President.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    On dates I like to "accidentally" spill a briefcase filled with 25 of the rarest Beanie Babies™ you can possibly imagine.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Sometimes I go bow hunting with my uncle and when we find two good ones we put my hair in pigtails.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    ..C.r.a..p.!..A.n.t.s...a.r.e. .c.a.r.r..y..i..n.g...m.y..t.w..e.e..t...a.w..a.y..!..

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I hate when I'm drowning and a fish whispers, "I'm going to live inside your butt."

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Here's me visiting my girlfriend in jail, as seen from above: %

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Sometimes when a girl tells me I'm "bad boy sexy" I'm so startled I spill my basket of fresh blueberries.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I am out of breath. This is the hardest I've ever laughed. This is it, guys. It has all lead to this moment. http://t.co/1ugVjWwB

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes.

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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    We actually have no idea how many clouds are really poodles who got addicted to helium.

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