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  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Probably our scariest president was that pyramid with the big eye on top.

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    maxhjcestattinBurds_1pangieevee__HunnerGoMeowwalztutujrflocktonBrandograms
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    96bhhwalztutuMarieZam__________jsnprknkillbendrnachmkillyironymasterEddyAugust
    MurseBrianRNrorynotroyIntoxicaTweetedSquirreljusticeTitaniumToplassSarcasmo718sweet_toof
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater

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    philboxallnathanwelterTomBrocoKrillNyebyunn_taeashleydelillelilooetsarahjoyshockey
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    ashleydelillebizmichael96bhhJoannaOrmondeZane_Kugamoreringballs22skwaaaaaahmarieeejoe
    MrTurstKevinRicottaDJHouseSlippersdonni
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure.

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    bmoviemarathonJackHasteydanjan13MrAngroBlackTwobit333Burds_1pangieevee__ChristianClemed
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    bizmichael96bhhTwobit333JamesIkeguchiIamBhalla______moonshine01MexcnHouseMafialifes_a_beat
    ashley_barnhillMarty3point0______Matt_Tice________mugkipOneLinersPlus__SuzeInkTrainedHedonistsenorwinces
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I'd say the best part of being ugly is never going into slow motion when I emerge from a swimming pool.

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    philboxallvictoriarymelljahoolopyneptunesnachoslilooetCityNutsackJeni_Deckerdchaseok
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    jahoolopyneptunesnachosGoFrankGoCityNutsackJeni_Deckerjamiegambellbizmichael96bhh
    AllTheUglyTruthvladchoc
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Bored? 1) Write "tree blood" on 5,000 ping pong balls 2) Dump them in a hollow tree 3) Wait for a lumberjack

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    BTopsznbizmichaelCornOnTheGoblinpangieevee__EmelieKronbergTonyChefemmymckenziepshahhh
    • 279
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    96bhhzxgravityxzcquigs12Rilpwebleslie_rincon_REAR_37_maggiephillipsPoonanniiiiii
    TheDairylandDoncurlycomedylaurencesmb
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Keep talkin' shit, kangaroos. At least I'm not cargo pants with a face.

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    SpencerFos22janaewaterrosadacatCurvyOdditytheevilwriterDOBizzler4crps8komibaloney
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    96bhhnaultville2Cs1Z4crps8kRiguy_rsmetzgerficklenutsthatdutchperson
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    What if birds are just out of control napkins.

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    bizmichaelBromanConsulMarieZam__________whiskey_teacupgreenteam15JewelDoleLollySassafrasBrentweets
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    96bhhICountBeansslordxelrondviolabonesjoneskatiebrookssMichaelScaliseQuailBuddyjustcarpiediem
    DJHouseSlippersSqueeb_SlayerTimothy_secondTitaniumToplassKyle_Lippert
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    "OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this." -Elephant

    • 450
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    pangieevee__punmagnatewhiskey_teacuptdugHome_HalfwayradicaljocyTheDairylandDontruebe
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    96bhhJ_OHHHHHepM0neydreamboateyesKyleTolliverBigRedKrautIceCreamMac10SmellyBallSacks
    greenteam15inmynewskinSeanInCypressjuicymorsel
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I bet a turtle's last thought before getting run over is always, "I got this."

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    Burds_1pangieevee__ChristianClemedpunmagnateInkedUpKidderMarieZam__________dcongdonFunSizeBiddie
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    96bhhMarieZam__________jwkemAskAuntieEm1amandajewel1277somnil0quistEagle_Visionwhiskey_teacup
    AgamemNOMNOMvaporcoffinbellicosejasonRoadfilm__________JordyHamrick______CoatCzechpatricksaleeby____HeyitsLori
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    It's cool to visit Mount Rushmore and remember the good old days, when a four-headed rock monster was President.

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    Burds_1pangieevee__HunnerGoMeowMarieZam__________whiskey_teacupmattchuck2Home_HalfwayTheDairylandDon
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    96bhhHunnerGoMeowstealth_ikedsaperiajamesfhinzrich_robertstherealDBrightKaptainshitshow
    Mickey_McCauleydrugleafFattMernandezCameron_Sladeadamallday
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    On dates I like to "accidentally" spill a briefcase filled with 25 of the rarest Beanie Babies™ you can possibly imagine.

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    maxhjcHunnerGoMeowMarieZam__________whiskey_teacupnotoriousPOBaaydohelleosiliWallen9
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    96bhhHunnerGoMeowBrewskerwhiskey_teacupaustinlazograce_trainijamesfhinzJ_HUFFman24
    u_jellicentmattelgatoDeanOkay
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Sometimes I go bow hunting with my uncle and when we find two good ones we put my hair in pigtails.

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    Burds_1punmagnateburgerkrangHome_Halfwayjake_likes_napsmyles_morrisonJiminyKicksItroskosays
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    96bhhjgilbertsegowood4sheepUglyPrick________crittendenxixkellanbcrylee_tree__AshtonJH24
    BillMc7lancevarnadoKim_pulsiveCroweJam
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    ..C.r.a..p.!..A.n.t.s...a.r.e. .c.a.r.r..y..i..n.g...m.y..t.w..e.e..t...a.w..a.y..!..

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    prodigiszanticsDapperSociopathLisabug74punmagnatewhiskey_teacupdoingqigongjordanrachelleb
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    96bhhprodigiszanticsLisabug74punmagnateRoseIntriguing_Logannnnnnn5D_News
    BeeStapler
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I hate when I'm drowning and a fish whispers, "I'm going to live inside your butt."

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    punmagnategreenteam15Home_HalfwayTheDairylandDonvaporcoffinARobustLoofahshittylitMilkshakeAnyone__
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    96bhhmarisa_yaynotmotjusteIvyelleWright____MrTurstFoxeeliciousGinlicker________Standup_Mike
    MrTurstDJHouseSlippersskitzoetteMurseBrianRNKaysNH4AyesCelebrityChez
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Here's me visiting my girlfriend in jail, as seen from above: %

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    ChristianClemedMarieZam__________erica_rosieSCbchbumVinDAntonioLightJakeJoePolizzottiAustinNissen
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    96bhhpunmagnateVinDAntonioJ_Michael_TSpaingusmcsGretelSkywalkertomutwit
    Supersurly
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Sometimes when a girl tells me I'm "bad boy sexy" I'm so startled I spill my basket of fresh blueberries.

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    viadearWatch7owerMarieZam__________whiskey_teacupnotoriousPOBgreenteam15corinnemlwswHome_Halfway
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    96bhhWatch7owerJamesIkeguchijamesfhinzPAULEY_pocketwood4sheepBigRedKrautamelialikesyou
    spotswoj
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    I am out of breath. This is the hardest I've ever laughed. This is it, guys. It has all lead to this moment. http://t.co/1ugVjWwB

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    96bhhlwilde_jamesfhinzTwobit333MoDollar16Burds_1apopagasm_clairechan
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    Llib_NotwalLouisPeitzman
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Nobody hates airport security more than ol' Bombface McSwordfingers.

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    notoriousPOBHome_HalfwayTheDairylandDonTheThomasonARobustLoofahJakeCarkuffJiminyKicksItMilkshakeAnyone__
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    96bhhabracagigiwhittneyhyslipspazrunsnyCheers_Fuckfacejahan_tysontechl0ligy________jaykohan
    MrTurst_FitsNShitsadamalldayoriginaljackass__wheatnik
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes.

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    greenteam15Home_HalfwayTheDairylandDonTheThomasonJiminyKicksItJasonBerlinmeatlobesspazrunsny
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    96bhhJ_OHHHHHjoe_stehlinEma_Cigerovatechl0ligy________ArtemisLoud_solarflareCool_Jesse
    laurencesmb
  • OuterJohn
      John! @OuterJohn

    We actually have no idea how many clouds are really poodles who got addicted to helium.

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    ChristianClemedMarieZam__________whiskey_teacupgreenteam15Omega_J12Home_Halfwayradicaljocyninatreemonkey
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    96bhhshadowbottlellyndslvFRESHRealtyMarieZam__________radicaljocynats_mix_tapeMsHannahAtlanta
    donni
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From the outermost reaches of the cosmos!