Steal as much music as you can. Buy as many records as you can. Pay your fellow musicians as much as you can. RIP business, long live art

I blame Rob Ford

This song I'm writing is so sad I'm tempted to sing my actual phone number at the end just in case you wanna call and talk about it

Spoiler: The Dark Knight Rises ends with Bruce at a typewriter. The entire Nolan arc was fiction. His parents are alive and hate him

Owen Pallett - Export [Demo EP] http://soundcloud.com/owen-pallett/sets/owen-pallett-export-demo-ep Enjoy and RT.

I could eat a cake of you

My phone is always correcting its to it's, negating possession of traits in favour of essence of being, small hurrah for anti-essentialism

Making this record has been so long and difficult. Fuck records. LP5 will be a pizza

Pope Benedict has lots of cool things to say if you pretend that it's the 18th c. and that women are property

Grizzly Bear fans are all so handsome, I wanna point at randoms like "you! And you! 3, 2, 1, smooch!"

I just assumed there were no gays in Star Trek because in 2159 they all left Earth to colonize Planet Fabulous

I just googled "pussy pop" and am happy to report that it is a refreshing drink for cats

Give a man a desktop and you'll ruin his evenings. Give a man a laptop and you'll ruin his lifetime

That moment when you realize you've finished your internet for the day and you desperately click everywhere looking for further stimulus

Fun on the highway! 1. Put hair in a bun. 2. Pull alongside a State Trooper. 3. Smile, release the bun

THANK YOU BAKED GOOD

"A Songsmith's Heartland" is my 2010 album "Heartland" turned into a digital comic, it's GORGEOUS, read it here: http://t.co/jw6PKWf1

It's that time of year when Canadians don't know how to dress

Dan Deacon came to me in a dream last night and said "Listen to America, you missed something" and that's just what I'm gonna do

I do wish my breakfast of choice (the muffin) had a more hardman name, though, like hammercake, musclebread or manbake