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dress for the job you want. wear pajamas.
once you start eating a banana, you're in it until the end.
Not working out is not working out.
saying "The" when talking about how much you love The Mountain Goats is important to prevent weird looks from people around you.
I was just thinking I needed some new toothbrush heads and my dad walked in with a whole bag of them from work. I just wasted a wish.
to the laundry room...to the shower....then to infinity. and beyond.
Incredibly geeky line that would work on me: "I want to Ctrl+S this moment with you."
"Amazon recommends" had me at "free loose-leaf tea samples" but then lost me forever at "collegiate perfume sets"
Making a plan to become someone who really lives in the moment.
There are a lot of funny people out there but the truly great ones are actually being really serious.
When did everyone get so young?
"I'm really excited about camping this weekend!" -people who have never been camping (this is me so I'm excited!)
Was it "sad" or was it "first 10 minutes of 'Up' sad"?
I live in a country where shooting an unarmed child in a struggle isn't automatically "murder." No, not Sudan, guess again.
It's 103, just got in my car, so hot, burning, can't breath. If I die, no one read my email drafts, they're personal/embarrassing.
I'll be sure to let everyone know if I'm doing anything cool.
A male peacock is the most pretentious thing that doesn't know what it is.
According to TV, eating is when you push food around on a plate while you talk to someone.
I hope the Texans win so I can do one of my favorite things- annoy my family by jumping on the fan wagon & pretend I was there all along.
I thought I knew what it was like to feel old but then I saw the Old Navy commercial with the Griswold family.
Most of my thoughts are about humanity's perplexing refusal to behave logically. or puppies.