Can't wait for new stuff! RT @iamkelzo: Studio tonight with @doubleagotnext @jmar_aamg @selfc_aamg masterpieces and moves being made. #AAMG

A Kidney #UltTotD

@editor_mcj You do know that nobody gives a crap what YOU say or do PERIOD don't you? @ellenbarkin is a bad ass, shut it.

In church this morning, they're talking about the building fund. Why is @iamsteveharvey stuck in my head now?

@iamkelzo @doubleagotnext @hydetheecb @iamjmar7 @j_doubleamusic Can't wait to see what's in store for y'all this year!

"It wasn't me" - Shaggy's campaign slogan #DJ50Mac

Safe travels to @iamkelzo, @doubleagotnext, and @selfc_aamg as they head off to #LA. Tell Cali I'll be home soon.

"The Show Doesn't Have to Go On" #LessAmbitiousSongs

"Some flies are too awesome for the wall" - Abed. THIS is why @nbc should #SaveCommunity #SixSeasonsandaMovie #TwelveSeasonsandaThemePark

I feel like Taylor Swift still hasn't read Romeo & Juliet...

@2tonedasupastar Gotta go with #DoubleAMusicGroup @doubleagotnext @iamkelzo  http://www.reverbnation.com/DoubleAGotNext 

"GTL and herpes!" - The Jersey Shore cast's campaign slogan. #DJ50Mac

"Ayyye yo bitch!" - DMX's campaign slogan #DJ50Mac

"The rent's still too damn high" - Jimmy McMillan's campaign slogan #DJ50Mac

I rewrite dialogue in other people's conversations in real-time but ex post facto. Alone. With puppets.

Holy crap! @lisaloeb is following me on twitter #Inspiration #IMightBeCryingRightNow

You all know I'm a HUGE fan of supporting local talent. Check out @doubleagotnext on facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/DoubleAGotNext 

#FF @doubleagotnext @iamkelzo

Yeah...I just plain don't like some people.

"Vote for me! You, too, can have a fake accent!" - Madonna (and/or Johnny Depp)'s campaign slogan #DJ50Mac