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Friend: How obsessed are you with Harry Potter on a scale of 1-10?
Me: 9 and 3/4
"Bete kya bana leti ho?" "Aunty maggi, coffee, aur Chutia to sabse accha banati hu, taste karoge?"
After the heart, the liver is the most affected organ in a failed relationship!!
LOOK at me when I sly tweet about you!
If everything fails, my plan B is always beer! :D
if you are reading this, then you're probably following me. just wanted to say, thank you. i love you!
Daru pee daru! Bakchodhi mat kar!
Why would guys want to understand women? Women understand women and they *hate* each other.
You guys who unfollow have no idea how hard it is to be funny, for free, with no obligation, on the internet all the damn time! :/
Nothing says love like a punjabi mom force feeding aloo de paraanthe to an anorexic daughter.
Bhaiya ji, parallel universe chaloge?
Same Fuck, different You.
Shoutout to the people who honk during a redlight or in the jam. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
No fancy bio. Sleazy Punjaban. Dental surgery student who shops. A lot.